Recipe

Vodka Redbull Christmas Cake Recipe


1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull

• Sample the vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
• Repeat
• Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a Large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
• Beat again.
• At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
• Flavour with red bull to taste. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
• Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
• Pick fruit off floor.
• Mix on the turner. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a dcrewdriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity,
• flavour with a little Bed Rull. Next sift two cups of salt. Or something
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• Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder Pick up the can, mop The floor. Check the vodka Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
• Add one table.
• Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Turn the Cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
• Finally, Kiss the Dog, Walk the Wife and Fall into bed.

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